And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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