I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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