We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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