i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
two words...techno handjob
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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