We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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