it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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