They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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