Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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