he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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