I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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