I forgot how hot balto sounded
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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