Walk of Shame. In a state park.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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