It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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