His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
