is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so let's talk penis.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
