I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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