Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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