i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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