now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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