dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Two words: blizzard sex
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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