Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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