dude i'm inner monologue high
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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