All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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