Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
