i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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