Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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