He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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