you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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