im having a threesome with these popsicles
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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