god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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