I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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