There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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