She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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