I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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