IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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