Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize
