did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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