i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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