love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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