Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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