If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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