If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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