I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
