Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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