just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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