p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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