so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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