I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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