so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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