How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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