Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Holy sore nipples Batman
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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