brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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