when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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