is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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