It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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