Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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