I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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