Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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