North Korea, Best Korea!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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