Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
