Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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